toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Bingala Funkus

If your name is Aksel and you have kids this is a slur

Aksel your kids are a bingala funkus

by Tootienookie May 21, 2023

Fanny Fungus

Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.

Greaser: Aye tony hows ya women?
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.

by LOZZDOGGY October 17, 2008

funeurism

Blood vessel or brain damage, resulting from having too much fun

Man, this party's so great, i'm about to have a funeurism.

by Roflpope January 24, 2009

Funs In My Buns

Synonymous with fun on a bun , It's essentially a better way of saying something will totally kick ass. Used to describe occasions in which your run-of-the-mill phrases describing how much fun something is gonna be just can't aptly describe the amount funs that will be in your buns.
Can also be abbreviated FIMB.

This party is gonna be Funs In My Buns, hope I don't get the runs

by Teddybob Muchacho December 16, 2010

funrun

When shutout in beerpong, the losing team must run around the entire house naked after drinking all of the other teams cups.

by japhet October 30, 2003

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008