Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

blue flaming skull

A really cool blue skull which is on fire. It goes with everything for example mousemats, wallpaper, floor rugs, car seats, etc. Anyone who knows about the blue flaming skull is automatically 200% cooler 😎.

Friend: YOOOOO!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW BLUE FLAMING SKULL PC CASE
You: OMG!!!!! WHERE DO I BUY IT

by flamingskull42 April 10, 2022

flaming lips

only the best band ever. They seem to get better with age. I strongly suggest you listen to "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots". It kicks ass.

Before those corporation bastards shut it down, The Flaming Lips were going to play at Lollapalooza.

by Anna Case June 25, 2004

flaming thumbtacks

The Tennessee Titan's helmet logo.

The flaming thumbtacks were stepped on by the Steelers on Sunday.

by William Howard Lee October 25, 2006

Flaming

adj; to be or is in a state of being overtly gay and homosexual in nature and appearance.

"Adrian, your wearing your mom's victoria secret lingerie? That is Sooo flaming, man."

by UCidiot April 20, 2003

The Flaming Munz

The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by any combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex or ultimate frisbee.

Webby had to give the cock tonight instead of receive as he normally does...... Seems that intense match of ultimate frisbee combined with the saltwater flushing from that rad boogie boarding session this afternoon irritated his bunghole and caused the Flaming Munz.

by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

Flaming Dillhole

A condition attributed to massive amounts of sugar intake. The dillhole or hole of penis starts to burn during urination or masturbation. to relieve this common ailment, squeez the shaft and or tip of penis and force out urine. it should subside rather quickly. you could also dip your dill in hot water. caution it may be a little painful

Dude i had like 20 sodas last night, i had the worst flaming dillhole of my life!

by Suckmawilley September 13, 2007