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FRIENDZONED

When someone of the opposite gender (but not always) deny's you any activity with them, even if its sexual or not. in other words being rejected by another person
hey want to dance?" "no thanks" "FRIENDZONED BITCH!
by thatdudexee January 25, 2011
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Friendzone

When a mate likes a girl but doesn't make a move for a while and he ends up just being a friend. When this happens girls usually know you like them later in but just use you for emotional thrills and to boost their Tyrannosaurus Rex ego. Soon enough a guy with steel balls will swoop down and take the girl you spent all that precious time on. Now there are 6 signs you're in the friendzone:
1. She can never make time for you.
2. She takes 2 hours to respond to a text.
3. You always have to start your convos.
4. She says she's busy. EVEN ONCE if she ever says this never talk with her again, will save you a lot of time.
5. She only hangs out with you when her other friends are around.
6. She flirts with you but never makes a move(only talks with you to flirt.)
Todd: What's up Sam!
*Sam ignores Todd and makes out with her boyfriend Thomas*
Todd was confused he used to talk with Sam every day and he swore she was starting to like him. But it was an illusion and Sam knew Todd would stay there for her since he is in love with her and she needs her emotional toilet paper for the breakup. Girls always have a guy in the friendzone to hear them bitch.
by ImSoNEW May 17, 2017
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Friendzone

When a girl (or boy) says y’all are too good of friends to date.
Did y’all hear how many times Lott has been friendzoned??? I’ve heard by 6 different girls!
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friendzoned

a common place for 16 y.o virgins whom got rejected by his/her crush, here people either progress through the levels of the friend zone (0-100) 100 being the boyfriend /girlfriend or finish high school while still a virgin,then he/she loses it at a marshmello concert.
boy/girl:"hey listen i really like you, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."

crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "

friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
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Friendwhore

Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends.

You might be a friendwhore if you:

Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine.

Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.

Smoke pot.

Drink WAY too much.

Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.

Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.

Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot.

You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so.

Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.

Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.

"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.

Listen to techno.

Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX

For women, it slightly different. As in:

If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.

As in:

"My house is on fire....teehee!"

"I'm so wasted....teehee!"

"I have so many friends...teehee!"

Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
"DOOD YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET WASTED?!!?!?!?"

"No....not really.

"LOL YOU'RE A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH"
*peels out while listening to techno and snorting altoids*

"FOOOOTTTTTBBBBAAAALLLL!"

*rips off shirt, exposing pasty white stickboy chest, and later dies of AIDs two years later, without getting laid*

This, friends, is a massive friendwhore. You are warned. Preliminary signs of becoming a friendwhore are:

Buying a Ford Mustang.

Being an asshole.

Not being able to control/modulate your voice.

Getting anything with the rebel flag on it. This includes, but is not limited to:

Tattoos, belt buckles, belts, bumper stickers, license plates, baby diapers, drinks, brands, cocaine, AIDs babies, giraffes, FEDEX packages and small children.
by Dekha Derk September 18, 2008
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FriendZone

That awkward moment when your top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well cut your dick off and frog-march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.
Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That's it. I miss you so much. I don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was happy-single, but now I am sad. Every day we don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends?

My top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not single. I really like you as a person. You are good man.

Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone.

One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!
by Mayor of the 'Zone April 19, 2013
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Friendzone

"Omg you are brother to me!" or " You're my BFF" or the worst of all, "Hay my friend is your type you should date her." Those are how you know you have been rejected or Friendzoned.
Here are a few ways to get out
1. Stay distant but help her when she needs you---- WHENEVER she needs YOU
2. If number 1 does not work then show interest in another girl you don't like who you know is prettier than her, she'll be all over you probably ask for Netflix and Chill
3. If all else fails then move on because that slut don't deserve you
other friendzone words like bro, dude, and amigo are words too.
or if she knows how you feel and starts talking about her crush or high school sweetheart

and if she keeps talking about you hanging with her friends

YOU HAVE BEEN FRIENDZONED DARLING
by SUP IM A GIRL March 9, 2017
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