fatherfucker

one who fucks fathers

My mom is a fatherfucker because she fucked my father.

by kwang June 25, 2003

Frather

A friend who acts like your father

"I hate it when he acts like my dad, god damn Frather!"

by Zkitchil July 22, 2009

penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.

Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.

by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003

father in law

A too often overlooked member of your wife's family, who takes the place of the dreaded mother in law if that one is dead or if, by a weird twist of fate, she's not hating you. Rarely poses a threat to the daughter in law cuz the son-in-law is usually his favourite target.

Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)

Randall almost punched his father in law in the face after that bastard tried to convince Tanya that her husband was attending a swingers' club.

by Beryl December 16, 2005

mega father

One who is godlike in status; one who destroys all

I'm kinda loosing too much games, when I picked up tidehunter and spirit breaker I were tranformed from n00b to MEGA FATHER!

by Robo9981 June 23, 2006

1950s father

A 1950s father is a dad who is not involved with thier child or children, even though they all live under the same roof. A 1950s father does not play, spend time or is emotionally involved with thier child. A 1950s father is typically stoic and distant to ones child, and are typically work-a-holics. The phrase comes from a generation of males (pre 1960s) that were raised to hid thier emotions, because it would seem unmanlike. 1950s father reley on thier wife to do all the parenting.

My friend's dad is not really involved in his life. He is what you call a 1950s father.

by Paul Della Valle July 16, 2004

California Fathead Parrot

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.

the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009