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Frankenblunt

To be truthfully and slightly brutally honest but with a humanistic touch. To the point.
To be frankenblunt, your pie tastes like the ass end of a donkey.
by Tightbuttholeclub November 7, 2015
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franked

When someone never answers their cell phone or returns your phone calls or texts. A person who uses their cell phone as outbound only.
I called you 5 times on Saturday, but you franked me.
by euro greasy January 13, 2009
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Frankenberger

When 2 gay guys 69 each others butt holes, while under the influences of too many spritzers.
1. I love it when my BF and i get tipsy tervy and Frankenberger all night.
2. A common Maneuver in gay porn is the Frankenberger.
3. The only thing that makes Michael happy is to do the frankenberger all night.

i.e. (Frankycakes, Frankenfrie, Frankendawg)
by Spike Goodspoon May 21, 2008
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frankencut

A haircut resembling that of Frankenstein's.
"Did you see Jerry's new haircut? Total frankencut"
by wally wilson May 25, 2009
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frankenfringe

(noun) A horribly short fringe (aka-bangs) that looks similar to that of Frankenstein's monster.
I got carried away with the scissors and gave myself a frankenfringe!
by Au-enMediocrity February 7, 2013
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franken

the last name of Al Franken, SNL co-creator, writer, comedian, and staunch Liberal commentator who currently hosts a talk-show on liberal-leaning talk show network Air America Radio, based in NYC.

Has penchant for catching right-wing liars in thier tracks using their own words to paint right-wing idealogues in a proverbial corner. While being very well researched and documented, republican and right-wing personalities claim that Franken is not informed, but have yet to prove him wrong or win any lawsuit against him.

Books:
"Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right"

"Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot"
"Geez, that dude on CNN just got franken-ed! maybe he should have stopped lying to people sooner than that!"
by BigGunLefty January 8, 2005
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frankee

Facts
-Singer
-Used to date Singer Eamon
Story:
Eamon's ex, broke up with Eamon. Eamon didn't take the break-up too well, so he wrote the oh-so popular Fuck you, you ho don't want you back, in which he calls her a ho, I don't want you back, burn in hell...death...don't drive your car to work, use your friends, etc. So Frankee rebutted the only way she knew how, which was writing her own song: F.U. Right Back, where she calls Eamon a bitch and questions his penis, etc. Well, even though their songs were intended for each other, they both became instantly popular, and now Frankee and Eamon both are big pop icons.
Eamon: Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back
Frankee: Well guess what yo, Fuck you right back
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