Arousal Forecast

/əˈrouzl/•/ˈfôrˌkast/
noun
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.

My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM

by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020

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Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

by Alreet duck? May 4, 2009

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Four Finger Fore Play

The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.

Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.

by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013

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Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

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Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

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