1. The
game that 8 year old
Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
1.
Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a
girl his whole life.
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”