'Flaramba' is part of a new age religion concerning free will. Within the religion people don't believe in free will, then become nihilists, and then deadly depressed. So, they say they have the mystical 'flaramba' which reinstates their free will, and can live life again without staring out of windows for excruciatingly long periods of time.
PERSON 1: I watched this video that explained why free will didn't exist.
PERSON 2: Same, I seriously don't know why I go on if everything I am is just a product of my environment and genetics.
PERSON 1: I know, right? Why don't I just jump off a building.
PERSON 3: Never fear, flaramba is here, a mystical power at work that can restore your faith in the planet.
PERSON 1 & 2: Great. Now I guess I can restore meaning to my life.
PERSON 2: Same, I seriously don't know why I go on if everything I am is just a product of my environment and genetics.
PERSON 1: I know, right? Why don't I just jump off a building.
PERSON 3: Never fear, flaramba is here, a mystical power at work that can restore your faith in the planet.
PERSON 1 & 2: Great. Now I guess I can restore meaning to my life.
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