figgins

Started in 2004
When you find a game online that you think is really good, you send your friends the link and hype it so much everyone can't wait to play it.
Only problem is its shit, doesnt even work online, and its shit. And it doesn't beat Infantry, ever.

I figginsed it
You really pulled a Figgins

by Hibbso September 21, 2004

ferging out

To avoid an event, bail out, normally with a pitiful or no excuse.

"Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
"I just felt like ferging out."

Also past tense, "I really ferged out."

by uberchorn September 16, 2007

Slimy Furgina

What you get when you touch a girl's leg on a friday.

A.K.A. Masturbation.

"Hey John, you got plans this weekend?" "I think I am getting laid. pause "gettin sum slimy furgina, hehe"

by T$hustluh August 29, 2009

figgin muffins

you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly

"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"

by mer_smells_funny July 21, 2005

ferging out

Refusing to go out and socialise with friends. Often used when the subject would rather stay in with a spouse or partner.

Fred: Are you coming out tonight?
Bill: No mate, sitting in with the wife.
Fred: Stop Ferging Out!!

by 79874215 October 31, 2009

Flirgin

Flirting with a virgin.

"Stop flirgin, you're wasting your time."

by Orangeknick August 24, 2011

ferging

The act of forgetting a task but remembering it before you need to do it; half forgetting

Drew keeps ferging that he has guitar practice.

by Beak Heater9000 September 7, 2016