semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
by 508gang July 05, 2017
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Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.
Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.
by Sully_The_Jeep May 02, 2017
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Filter Packer

Someone who haves sex in the anus, but wears a condom.
Are you gonna filter packer me tonight or just go raw?
by Officialbuttsniffer November 26, 2017
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Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine
That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.
by LeviiLightning June 10, 2010
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Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.
Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.
by Vengeful Spirit December 01, 2011
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midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.
Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.
by The stretcher November 12, 2022
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Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.
Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"
by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017
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