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filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.
B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!
by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018
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Filipino Beach Waka

When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.
BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty
by Wrongun February 6, 2021
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Filipino Parents

1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.

Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"

2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"

3. They are also very controlling.
by filasizg12 September 22, 2021
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Filipino Duck Fuck

A complex sexual maneuver, involving a Filipino duck, a loaded asshole, and one drunk bitch.

The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.

Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
ex1.Tyler: dude my girlfriend is wasted, and we are going past a Filipino restaurant. time to do a Filipino Duck Fuck!?

ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!

ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by RiiPCiTYDOOODE January 17, 2011
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Filipino Death Squad

Filipino nurses who work in skilled nursing facilities for the elderly, or who work night shift on medical floors in hospitals. Typically, these individuals are clueless about real nursing practices and speaking the English language.
Uh oh, the Filipino Death Squad just clocked in. I hope my patients are still here in the morning.
by Day shift worker December 12, 2013
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Filipino Spaghetti

A slang term for a Filipino man's penis.
"I'd like to give you my Filipino Spaghetti."
by zombyslayer4 February 15, 2018
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filipino oven

Like a Dutch oven, but with solid feces. Usually involving taking a dump on the other person's chest.
I pulled the covers up last night with the intention of giving her a Dutch oven, but then I just shat everywhere. I didn't want to waste it, so I just gave her a full Filipino oven.
by hotmales55 March 17, 2015
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