Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

fark around

To screw around, mess around, not necessarily in a sexual way.

also see fark

Hey what's up?
Nothin, just farkin' around.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush

by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005

farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.

That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Butt Farker

Anyone of Greek origin; Anyone who takes pleasure form checking out people asses; Anyone who likes the brownlip ;Any Kaiserkin

Look at that butt farker. He's checking out my package.

by Polychronopolous September 25, 2003

farked

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

by www.holyhell.net April 5, 2005