Fall Out Boy

Possibly the worst thing the world has ever turned out. Vocals sound like a baby crying hysterically while being repeatedly struck in the crotch by an electrified spatula. Fall Out Boy can be heard strumming their guitars frantically to try and confuse the listener into thinking that they actually know how to play their instruments. Fall Out Boy incorporates erratic beats and ear raping vocals into "music" that doesn't even flow through the course of one "song". Fall Out Boy is a group of girl scout rejects that got kicked out because they didn't make their cookie quota. hey if you're gonna suck at selling cookies why not music?

FOB fan-"hey did you hear that new Fall Out Boy song?"
Sensible Human Being-"you mean that noise that sounds like Wonder Woman being gang banged by a group of kindergarten Nazis??"
FOB fan-"yeah that one!! wait they all sound like that."

by Ranger Roy April 24, 2009

fall out boy

(n) the shitiest band to ever live. they are not the pride and joy of Ilinios but are acctually the scum of Ilinios. we all(us Iliniosians) all agree the suc and should go cut themselves along with all there fans. a.k.a. possers and fags

Emo Kid: I love you fall out boy!!!!!You have the best music ever!
Cool Kid: What are u talking about the dont make music the make shit fall out of amps!
Emo Kid:*depression*
Cool Kid: What a queer(he procedes to kick the living shit out of him)

by tom beotch! December 6, 2006

Fall out boy

OKay my opinion. fall out boy is almost as bad as simple plan or good charolette, i am so not fond of their music, their just loved by all the teeny boppers across america who are brainwashed by MTV. ahh fuck..and you all saying their such a cool band and they are the greatest ever need to get a reality check and go listen to some real punk rock, not the mtv shit simple plan,fall out boy,good charolette taking back sunday etc..go listen to the ramones,sex pistols,tiger army and that shit. fuckers

Girl: lyke oh em gee!! FALL OUT BOY! omgAWD their my favorite! hehe like omg.........sugar we're goin down swingin!!! ahaaaaaaaaaaheheheheheh ROCK ON!

Me: shut up

by ughyousucknuts December 9, 2005

Fall Out Boy

A band that may have once had talent (doubtful), but was "ruined" by MTV.
More akin to Jonas Brothers than a punk band.
Can burn in hell for all I care.

Fan: "Did you see Fall Out Boy play at New Years Rockin' Eve with Taylor Swift?"
Me: "No, given the choice I would rather castrate myself."

by August Burns Bread February 16, 2009

Fall Out Boy

A "punk-pop" band which could be classified as emo. They have done little for music, and are not innovative in any sense of the word. They are not interesting although the lyrics are occasionally well written. They are popluar due to good marketing and admittedly catchy, if not particularly good songs.

1)
Poser: I love Fall Out Boy! They're sooo talented and alternative!!
Normal Person: Wait, what, seriously?
2) Yes, I think the songs are catchy, fun, fluff; no I don't respect them as artists.

by Actual Indie Fan May 14, 2007

Fall Out Boy

Ok, so Fall Out Boy is pretty much the best band ever.They say you can't understand them, but if you really listen to the songs instead of looking at their bodies, you will hear the clever, funny, and beautiful lyrics and music.They are made up of Patrick Stump(lead singer, rhythm guitarist, main composer),Joe Trohman(lead guitarist, backup vocals),Andy Hurley(drums),and Pete Wentz(bassist, lyricist).Fall Out Boy is from Chicago, and can make me smile any day.Oh, and by the way, THEY ARE NOT EMO! Idiots.

FOB Fangirl:LYKE, OMG! FALL OUT BOY ROX AND THEIR LEAD SINGER, PETE, IS SO HAWTT!
Me:You idiot, Patrick is the lead singer.STOP LISTENING TO THEM BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE HOT!Idiots.

by J.D.'s chick June 28, 2009

fall out boy

A somewhat talented, yet excessively typical, pop-punk/emo-core band that stands behind some douche who tries to sing with food in his mouth.

Pop Fan: "Hey, do you like Fall Out Boy!?!!!"
Normal Music Listener: "No."

by St. Thomas March 20, 2006