failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009

falconer

One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.

Falconer fucking rules.

by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012

Fagbow

There are two types of rainbows. There is the nice one that you see in the sky that kids still think that there is a fucking leprechaun at the end of it with a pot of gold and then there is the fagbow where gay people believe that there is an oiled up brazilian man with a 15 inch dick

Franklin: Oh my gaush a fagbow I hope Ramone will be there today with his giant hose

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Captain Falcon

When you're banging a chick and just before you cum you tell her to "show me your moves". If she fails, you shoot off on your knuckles and yell FALCON PUNCH while simultaneously punching her in the face.

This ho I was fuckin didn't show me her moves so I showed her MY moves and gave her a captain falcon.

by xxAnonymousKid69xx April 20, 2009

fagboi

he isn't just a fagboy when you see someone like it you will notice he is that much of a fagboy that it makes him a fagboi. A fagboi is an extreme queerbait on the level that there is no other way to describe him so you have to call him a fagboi.

ex. "oh hey i'm tom and girls are all beautiful on the inside. appearances don't matter."
"well tom you are one of the biggest fagbois I have ever met."

by fagboi queermeister May 20, 2014

Falcon Creek Middle School

A rich kid school filled with perverted boys and ass showing white girls. White girls are considered the " queen bees" especially the extremely popular ones. people date the same person over and over again. Kids make-out in the hallways. Don't be popular because it is helllll.

Falcon Creek Middle School is the place to be.

by CrustyDoritoes100 October 12, 2018

Cryptic Falcon

A gamer of unknown origin. Going about in a ninja like fashion, this gamer is often not noticed until it is too late. They know every weakness, and adjust accordingly. Neither man or computer can stand in their way. Be aware.

"We have to pull a cryptic falcon on them. It might be our only chance"

by Tinker Tonk March 8, 2009