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FAILURE is YOU
by ELONG MUSK August 10, 2022
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American Failure Delusion

A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.
I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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sexual failure

You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking
Nice job honey you missed you are a sexual failure
by I love wasting time December 1, 2021
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EPIC FAILURE

When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.
by J-Patriot July 18, 2022
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cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.
My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.
by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023
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airplane toilet failure

When you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (Blowing poop, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls.
I was riding an airplane, and an airplane toilet failure occurred.
by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
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Al Gore Failure Beard

An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."

"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."

"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019
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