Florida Pelican

The plastic flamingo which people (usually in southern states) put in their lawns

Person 1: Hey look at that Florida Pelican.
Person 2: The what?

by ElectricMoose69 February 4, 2021

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

Floridaing

To do Florida type things

Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken

by Ratatouille_1234567 December 3, 2022

Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

hampton florida

The white trash capital of Bradford County Florida. Where the girls only occupation is keeping their legs open.

I live in Hampton Florida.

by Truth and logic December 28, 2016

No Algebra for Florida

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.

To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.

by Covido April 28, 2022

The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.

Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.

by Grinnell April 15, 2008