Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.

I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.

by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016

facebookenese

The language of people on Facebook. (It isn't English, it's an entirely different language)

Someone posted a question on social media yesterday that was undecipherable. It must have been written in Facebookenese.

by AnotherAlias August 28, 2021

Facebookalypse

The death scare of Facebook services while the service was unavailable for over 6 hours on October 4th, 2021. A lot of people started opening different social media accounts. It was a shit show.

Man, we survived through Facebookalypse. But just to be safe, let's open a Twitter account now.

by Facebookalypse October 4, 2021

Facebookify

To make something worse.

"The metaverse is a high-tech plan to Facebookify the whole world"

by caseyvet May 27, 2022

Facebookify

to make something worse

This new device will facebookify the entire world!

by xaasor November 13, 2022