Facebook

A playpen for the retarded.
Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers
by LexieMorison March 29, 2013
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A place frequented mostly by older people that pretend to be the type of person they wish they were when they were 18 years old.

Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!
"Where people that see themselves as some sort of Facebook celebrity"
by Suicidal_Blonde July 13, 2015
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A site that people use to post selfies.
Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!
by HafuUD May 19, 2015
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An online social website were people about there life and food or how pretty they are.
oh im going to post my 5$ crappy food I got a mcdonalds and post it on facebook
by Nokimia July 16, 2015
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A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!
by xgirlybooknerdx February 28, 2015
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A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.
by Kkit'sallgood January 20, 2012
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facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest
molestations
sadness
facebook
by mrjayc February 11, 2012
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