Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.

"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."

by keifermail December 10, 2009

nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by AYB October 21, 2003

Finishing school

A school where you learn to get your shit together so you can act right in public

The entire state of Alabama needs to go to finishing school

by heyFBIyouretheworst March 1, 2021

Are you quite finished?

1) When a man barges violently into the bathroom while his friend is taking a shit, points at him and says sternly: "Are you quite finished?"

2) When a woman turns to her lover after he has been stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey for three hours or more and exclaims "Are you quite finished?"

1) Bob, upon forced entry into Dave's bathroom: "Are you quite finished?"

2) Maria to Brian "Are you quite finished? We've been fucking for sixteen hours now. I have work, you know." Brian: "Nope" and proceeds to giving her an alligator fuckhouse and multiple donkey punches.

by haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

finish line

When a man orgasms ("finishes") on a woman. Since it comes out in a line, it is his finish line.

Last night, I gave her the ol' finish line.

by Th3 Silent 1 September 15, 2009

Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.

for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.

by tom humphrey October 19, 2009

Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.

See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.

by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007