A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Get the Financial engineeringmug. Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.
That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
by Wulfblood January 11, 2011
Get the Reverse financial advisormug. by anonymous November 7, 2022
Get the Special financial operationmug. .
Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025
Get the Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.mug. Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.
First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.
This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.
Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.
This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.
This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.
Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.
This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
by 2ttzu November 24, 2009
Get the Financial Combustionmug. A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.
by robstyrr July 9, 2010
Get the Financial Transaction Coordinatormug. Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
Get the Wealth & Income Financial Engineermug.