World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

Corn Fiddle

When a girls on top of a guy during sex and he reaches around and pulsates her butt hole. The resulting motion should look like you're playing a fiddle.

Dude i corn fiddled the shit out of her last night.

by Pala Mayne March 13, 2010

velvet fiddle

The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"

She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...

by mistereddie November 27, 2012

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler April 29, 2014

Booty Fiddle

A Booty Fiddle is when a man places his penis between the butt-cheeks of a woman, resting it above the hole, in which he can play it like a fiddle.

Damn. Me and my babe did the booty fiddle aaaallll niiight loong...That ho!

by Unctious August 19, 2004