Has a thumb sized head. Usually cries when someone mentions a thumb war. Loves cotton candy ice cream and cookies.
1)I just met the best guy ever!
2)Omg! Describe Him!
1)He has a thumb sized head and loves ice cream and cookies!
2)Lemme guess is his name kyle fay?
2)Omg! Describe Him!
1)He has a thumb sized head and loves ice cream and cookies!
2)Lemme guess is his name kyle fay?
by Barack Obama1 February 23, 2019

by dea wayy January 28, 2018

known as Fay is a term of having a long slong, But what really sets him apart? The long, hard, slick slong — last measured at a jaw-dropping 8.7 inches soft. Myths say it has its own timezone. Fay doesn’t speak loudly — the slong does the talking.
by anonymous May 8, 2025

TOM FAY
an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.
an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.
by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 12, 2018

by The_Zerica June 1, 2022

by CeeBee83 January 3, 2024

that fay/faye duffield is nothing but a shit skin semi sprayed nig nog from the south of dixy land who's not worthy of licking the shit from my boot
by combat 18 January 30, 2010
