exploson

An explosion, especially one of high leetness. Coined as a corruption of explosion when hex-editing (remember that?) an ancient game known as Civilisation (the first one). Also, something that will produce an explosion, a bomb, especially one of high 1337ness.

100 Megatons you say...now that's an exploson.

by Nyoka May 30, 2003

Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.

If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.

by Mentone2 November 14, 2012

Exploding Dick Syndrome

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.

Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.

by 8========D August 1, 2016

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.

Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.

by Imma fail May 5, 2018

Exploding Volcano

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.

Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.

by UziQP November 20, 2018

Orgasmically Explosive

When you're just SO badass, you have exploding reproductive "juices"

1: "Dude, I'm like, totally, Orgasmically Explosive!"
2: "I think that's medically frowned upon."
1: "Oh well. You know it's awesome."

by Enrique Duque January 19, 2009

electric pop explosion

A rad phrase used to describe something that is AMAZING!!!!

The grocery store played Touchdown Town Around, it was an electric pop explosion frenzy!!!

by The Beef & V-Shizzle September 13, 2008