Egosexual

An individual that prefers sexual intercourse with one's self..

No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.

The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.

"Wow, you banged yourself? I've never seen an Egosexual before."

by DigitalCrapShoveler July 8, 2009

emosexual

Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.

Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.

There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.

*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*

Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.

by Timmy Gunderson February 26, 2011

Emosexual

An Emosexual is someone who has an extraordinarily Depressing Nature, is able to cry themselves to sleep everynight, and see the world through an entirely Dark point of view. They tend to like to draw, write poetry or take creative photographs which promote themselves as being depressed and then plaster them all over facebook, myspace and other internet sites.

The typical Emosexual wears straight legged jeans, a swoop in their hair which is dyed black and bright colours and also their wardrobe goes no further than hoodies, slip ons, and band tee's.

Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"

by Chris Shepherd (Sheps) December 26, 2007

Exposer

1.One who talks about random stuff and "accidentally" reveals too much information about you to those around.

2.One who purposely exposes your secrets cuz their a hater.

3. One who is all of the above.

1."Shut up, you're such an exposer"

2."She told on me, the exposer"

3. Me

by The_Exposer June 28, 2012

Emosexual

Thinking that only emo girls are hot.

Howie is such an emosexual

by I AM BEHIND YOU September 10, 2006

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

Exposed Dick

It’s hurts so much…

MY EXPOSED DICK ITS BURNING AAAAAA

by Α January 13, 2022