by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012
Get the employerism mug.To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP
Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!
by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007
Get the HAND EMPLOYMENT mug.To have pit stains
by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011
Get the self-employed mug.An Employer is another word used for when calling somebody a boss. This word can be used to descride someone who is a boss (in the good way) or someone who is jus awsome.
by ballinbeinme January 29, 2012
Get the Employer mug.Dude 1: "There's a guy looking for a Matt, do we have a Matt working here?"
Dude 2: "Nope, Exployee. Got fired last week"
Dude 2: "Nope, Exployee. Got fired last week"
by Joshua Rogers May 30, 2008
Get the Exployee mug.Groups of people at the workplace who engage in the means of production by providing labor to the employer. In return for their hard work, the employees receive pay and benefits while the employer makes a profit which allows the employees to continue to earn income which they spend in other places allowing other people to remain employees and their employers make a profit which allows those employees to earn income which they spend in other places ....
Employees make the world go around.
1. Employees are usually very happy to accept a job at an agreed price and with agreed conditions. It makes the employer wonder why that employee then cannot show to work on time or follow the rules of the workplace and be plain lazy.
2. Employees always feel they should be paid more, work less, get better benefits and be able to set their own hours.
3. Employers bang their heads against the wall, all the while knowing most employees are fucking idiots, but continue to hire as once in a while a decent employee, with management potential comes around.
1. Employees are usually very happy to accept a job at an agreed price and with agreed conditions. It makes the employer wonder why that employee then cannot show to work on time or follow the rules of the workplace and be plain lazy.
2. Employees always feel they should be paid more, work less, get better benefits and be able to set their own hours.
3. Employers bang their heads against the wall, all the while knowing most employees are fucking idiots, but continue to hire as once in a while a decent employee, with management potential comes around.
by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009
Get the employees mug.The act of yeeting employees; specifically laying them off. Can be shortened to employeetin'. Portmonteau of employee + yeeting
We just finished employeeting; yhis workforce reduction, though tough, will bring our budget more in line with market needs
by randomguy2600 February 12, 2020
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