Elijah 

Elijah is an E/I NFP personality type. around some, he is an absolute fucking moron that won't stop talking, but to others, he is a charming person who (under the right pretenses) can brighten your day. he is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He has a witty, deadpan humor, and if you get him mad, he will fucking obliterate you with facts. even if he's wrong, he will never admit it. his manner may annoy you at first, but after a while, he will become endearing. If he likes you, he would never tell you. This is his major downfall, though, as he's been fixated on this one girl for like 2 years and he wont fucking let it go even though i should.

Elijah is pretty gay man

Elijah by anonymous October 20, 2018

Elijah 

He is such a wonderful person with a massive heart. He is extremely handsome and such an amazing boyfriend. If you ever meet an elijah, hold onto him, because he will always be there for you.

“Hey I just met a guy on the train, he was adorable!”

“Was his name Elijah?”

Elijah by Chocomilkeu June 7, 2019

elijah 

wow. he’s a real cute guy. usually short, but that’s alright. he usually makes a good couple with girls named mia or mya, but usually mia. he has blond hair and gorgeous blue eyes. he has braces at some time in his life and is really funny. he is also super popular and loves the color neon green.

mia- “wow look at that kid with blond hair and blue eyes. he’s so so cute”
person 2- “yeah, that’s gotta be an elijah. you two would make a good couple”

elijah by a person 603 December 26, 2019

elijah 

average man who has blonde hair brown eyes with a small penis normally 2-3 inches hard he is secretly into bisexual intercourse, and loves to rage over xbox! and also have a boner while playing xbox.

that guy is such an a elijah.

elijah by bryan32091 May 18, 2013

Elijah 

Dumbest person you will ever meet, will give you AIDS and always has a huge ego.

Don't be a Elijah

Elijah by ur_mom2 June 9, 2018

Elijah 

Kinda a good guy can, be shady at some points in time. Makes it seem like he’s the best person in the world but deep down inside he just wants to rape you. DONT TALK TO ANYONE THATS NAME IS ELIJAH

“Elijah’s coming....RUN!!!!”

Elijah by Elijah’s March 1, 2019

elijah 

A turd shaped into a phallus, and then frozen for use as a dildo. (sometimes covered for sanitation)

He rolled out his poop and placed it into the freezer for later use as an elijah.

elijah by ctp_crumpled April 12, 2010