EDiot

In layman terms, a Nazi like sore on the ass of society. EDiot's like to spew garbage rhetoric, Anti-Patriotic litanies and are apt to hide behind a keyboard and monitor.

EDiot's are also known to claim to have a military background when in fact they are for the most part some 16 year old punk who can't go outside for fear of a righteous ass beating.

Ed(iot) Burke is a prime example of an EDiot. Ed(iot) like's to spout Nazi like statements and shows a general hatred of all Americans. Ed(iot) also likes to claim to have served in Vietnam, unfortunately the only jungle Ed(iot) has ever seen was the hairy tangles of genital hair belonging to his gay lover.

by Ed Burke December 9, 2008

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

Thomas A. Edison high school

School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.

"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."

by Alis Volat propiis February 11, 2005

Edison

The collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.

Since 2000, there has been an Edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.

by YolandaSmartie April 17, 2009

edison

a novel idea; from Thomas Edison and his inventions.

Dude, I just had an edison--let's pregame at Matty's house and then go out to the bars.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

eliose

The type of girl that is loving and caring. Studies hard, has a great social life and sleeps 8 hours a night. Persons with this name is a one of a kind.

That girl is a eliose! She has great marks and a fantastic social life.

by TheRedFox! February 27, 2017

Edison

A way of being jipped for your creativity. You have a good idea and someone claims it as your Edison moment. Therefore you receive no reward.

"Hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as Edison thought of your idea!"

by Dr R Swank January 22, 2009