Eat Ham

Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)

Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?

by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020

eat hell

something you say to someone who eats motts fruit snacks

“Karen eat hell”

by ilook5 September 18, 2019

eat at the Y

cunnilingus

I like to eat at the Y

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

eat a sandwich

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

by Medicine Show May 23, 2011

Eat a Frank

a slang term used often to mean "suck a dick".

Chem Teacher," and here we have-"
Kid,"EAT A FRANK"
Chem Teacher,"an ionic bond, not a frank"

by woof-woof-woof-nyan? December 21, 2012

eat crow

When you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

I say I'm a great cook. Then you eat my food and it is no good. I sit there and eat crow.

by Geoff Cania December 1, 2003

eat the beaver

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007