Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.

by Unnatural England June 29, 2009

Equalist Idealism

The economic ideology of Equalist Socialism in which the economy is run by the government, where inheritance is outlawed, and where jobs are paid based on their contribution to society. As K. S. Lukas, “Equalist Idealism can be summarized in these words: Prohibit all inheritance, to preserve equal opportunity.” Equal opportunity economics is commonly confused with equal outcome economics. The main difference between equal opportunity and equal outcome is these two questions: What status does one have when they are born? and What status does one have when they die? Equal outcome economics ensure that “everyone” dies with the same status while equal opportunity economics ensures that whilst every member of the society starts with the same status, they will end up with different statuses at the time of their death based on their work ethic. This is the difference between Communism and Equalist Socialism.

What is Equalist Idealism?

It is an extremely capitalistic ideology where everyone, regardless of prior status, race, ethnicity, or gender start at zero and gain status in their society based solely on their own work ethic.

by Leuvenheit November 3, 2019

Economic Equality

Economic Equality is something that will never exist.

Economic Equality? What's that?

by nickgurr507 September 28, 2020

equilian

When the child is no longer shorter, not quite taller, but exactly the same height as the parent. They are equal is stature, but not quite in status.

Lilian is now an equilian of Karen.

by harrichi April 20, 2009

equilateral triangle

A three sided figure with equal dimensions.

It sides are usually marked with ticks to represent the perfect equality it represents.

"She, the equilateral triangle, is so perfect she's my bae" said Cole.
The equilateral triangle lives live at 60 degrees.

by celestial143 May 25, 2014

edual

Edual is basically a person who have a nice personality and is very outgoing.He doesn’t like drama and chooses his friends wisely. He learns from his mistakes and he doesn’t like fake people. When you get to know him you’ll find out he has a great personality

Edual is my favorite friend

by Lion 4253 May 9, 2018

co-equilibrium

1. A state of balance resulting from the co-equal actions of opposite forces.

If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.

by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010