dutchgeezer

The act of coming on your own face. Can be voluntary or forced.

That slut from last night pushed my legs back over my head right when I came. She gave me a dutchgeezer

by Delta delta delta November 13, 2023

being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014

Anal Dutchmen

Kent Korol's trailer.

You see those two guys hauling the trailer on the highway?

You mean the Anal Dutchmen?

by bstevens070619 June 7, 2019

Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.

I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.

by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020

Slum-Dutchess

The female version of slumlord -- the see the reference up male and female Lordship in the UK and Landlord who makes a profit off not fixing the apartment. Usually a Karen who is xenophobic and wouldn't understand who lives paycheck-to-paycheck. Often MO of them is a bit of a golddigger too.

That Slum-Dutchess got educated from a Diploma Mill and tapped a vanity press to make herself seem legit but when noticed she had been raised in a Sundown Town and chased out of Joliet.

by illinoishorrorman April 22, 2022

Queen's Dutchery

Upon completion of lovemaking, you pull out and give the girl a pearl necklace while shitting on her head. Alias, Jason Chaffin.

Suzie didn't like it when I gave her the Queen's Dutchery on the first date.

by Jeffrey Perisho December 3, 2007