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Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up
by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014
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electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.
Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.
by Dick Blast January 19, 2016
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chick dump

When a chick takes a dump in your bathroom. It's usually much quicker than a dude's dump (but still a few minutes longer than a tinkle) and when you enter you don't smell shit, but an overwhelming reek of perfume or scented deorderizer. They might deny they took a dump in your bathroom, but you know.
"I'm going to go take a chick dump in your parents' bathroom." - Chris's girlfriend on 'Family Guy'
by Tallyho Chap! May 18, 2012
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Dummy Thicc

When your ass cheeks clap so loud everyone around you hears
hrrgnh colonel im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
by JerrySeinfeldOfficial January 24, 2019
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Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.
After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.
by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014
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Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 6, 2023
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Peussie Dump

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.
That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!
by Peussie December 13, 2010
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