Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.

You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."

by The master batter October 26, 2011

freeze dried

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

suicide drive

A dangerous or eventful excursion to a far distance with or without friends.

"Hey man, are you up for a suicide drive?"

"Sure, just let me pack."

by mancat September 12, 2016

Brongus drive

The brongus drive is a hellish place consisting of modders, artists, and horny people
i recommend never going there

man the brongus drive is cool but uni sucks

by Robyn!!! January 18, 2021

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

Junttan Pile Driver

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook

Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

by Bo Squiddly October 22, 2019

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021