Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?
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For your own safety DO NOT STEP ON A DORIS' SHOES
For your own safety DO NOT STEP ON A DORIS' SHOES
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