Drunkin' Donuts

A group of intoxicated women who've arrived at a bar looking for action.

Dude! Check out that pack of Drunkin' Donuts at the door. I bet we could totally score with one of them.

by SJ@24 June 28, 2010

Fuck up the Donuts

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.

Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.

by MastaRoe July 10, 2011

Dunkin' Donuts

A slang term for weed.

I have a sweet Dunkin' Donuts connection.

by Skascoolerthanu August 19, 2007

doin donuts

round shaped stools with big holes emitted from the anus after anal sex. I was doin donuts

Fuck man, I swear i was doin donuts outa me arse afta ya fucked me or at least a week.

by teddy bears July 14, 2006

Donuts

Slang word that is mostly used in public places such as work, school, and even around your younger siblings that means "Marijuana."

"Hey wanna have some donuts later after work?"

*parents sitting on the other side of the room*

"Hey Colette, are you getting more donuts later?" "Yeah, this time I'm getting an o."

by jimcarreysgirl July 29, 2014

Donuts

Really really good round snacks that have glazing on them or other good stuff and they taste like heaven.

I just ate a donut. Gosh that was the best donut I've ever had. Donuts are so good, you should try them.

by Hello-Its-Me October 21, 2016

donuts

When one of the lads goes on a big trip, expecting plenty of sex, but fails to get his dick wet even once

'Dude, my trip to Canada wasn't that great'
'Why is that?'
'I was expecting plenty of action, but I copped donuts'

by MaliaMadness2020 March 16, 2017