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Donald Trump 

Kid:*cries*
Mother:why r u crying?
Kid:the devil is my president!
Mother: Donald Trump! Yeh that ######
Donald Trump by Netflix_pop-o-tart January 14, 2020

Donald Trump 

Timmy:Donald Trump is orange
Trump: You won’t talk to me like that bring me your manager

Donald Trump 

A crusty old man who resembles Garfield the cat.

Nobody likes him. If you do like him... get away from me!
People who like him are fortnite-obsessed children who normally say stuff like "❄ Snowflake" when somebody gets "pressed" about something stupid they said.
Child: "Trump2020"
SmartPerson1: "On a gravestone."
SmartPerson2: "No, child, you are dumb."
Child: "WHAT?! OMG, SNOWFLAKES ❄❄❄❄❄!! PRESSED OVER NOTHING!!!!!"
Smartperson2: "Okay, but you're the only 'pressed' person here.."
Child: "TRUMP2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald Trump will make America great again!"
Donald Trump by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

Donald Trump 

Donald trump is a dick. He is a pedo and a pussy. Vote him out
Friend: look it’s Donald trump!
Me: u mean the dick pussy pedo man?

Donald Trump 

An ugly creature who's skin is a sunburn itself that looks like a cheeto.
Person 1: ewww what is that?

Person 2: I think it's a Donald Trump. Dont look at it!!!!
Donald Trump by d.iamond. July 4, 2018