obsessive tumblr disorder

OTD: when someone loves tumblr so much they become addicted, delete their social life, live forever alone, eat a lot, and have more followers than friends.

Boy: Hey Lindsay, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry can't my Obsessive Tumblr Disorder says I'm not allowed to have social interactions outside of tumblr. :)

by tumblrloverOTD January 7, 2012

Special Snowflake Disorder

Special Snowflake Disorder or SSD for short, is a disorder that happens when someone thinks they are more special than anyone else when in fact they are not special at all.

Person 1: I hate normal people.
Person 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Special Snowflake disorder, because you think you're special but you aren't!
Person 1: STOP YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!

by SourLemonParty July 8, 2016

Compulsive Singing Disorder

CSD for short, it’s where you start to sing randomly and your speech is basically a song.

Guy 1: I HAVE COMPULSIVE SINGING DISORDER!
Guy 2: What’s that? And why are you singing?!

by DaUltimateMemelord June 1, 2018

Urban Dictionary Disorder

A psychiatric disorder where every goddamn word has to mean something related to sex. As in, you ask someone with Urban Dictionary Disorder what a certain word is, and they're going to tell you it's some sexual move or position.

See: annoying as hell

Person 1: Which street do I turn on once I pass the stop sign?

Urban Dictionary Disorder Sufferer: Uhuhuhuuh that's what she said!

Person1: I'm just looking for directions to the cofee shop parlor.

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHAH that's what HE said!

Person1: Why is that sexual? Why is every damn thing have to mean something obscene these days? What the hell is it with people?

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHHAHAA that's what SHE said!! LULZ

by IsHeInsane June 16, 2009

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.

JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)

Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?

Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)

Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?

Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.

by YTuser October 4, 2009

Disorderly Conduct

A vaguely defined charge that any police office can exploit to arrest anyone they want.

The skater was charged with disorderly conduct for possessing a skateboard and refusing to hand it to the police officer.

The man was charged with disorderly conduct for refusing to state his name.

by Gavitron November 20, 2009

Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD

Obsessive Disney Disorder: is an illness that is sweeping the world. It refers to people between the ages of 7-25 mostly girls, making ANYTHING DISNEY part of their everyday lives. Symptoms include: Speaking in Disney quotes from movies or TV shows, going online and looking up all the background information about Disney Parks. Dressing in Clothes that reflect Disney Character Constantly breaking out into Disney Song and Dance so as to express your true feelings, Looking for images, songs, catch phrases and either finding a sexual connotation or making it mean something way more dramatic and have some background secret story such as a hidden romance or for shadowing for a sequel, which may or not be true! ODD can only be cured by one person: CHUCK NORRIS and he can stop ODD by riding all the rides @ every Disney world/land in the word at once, but Chuck Norris does not ride rollercoaster’s because he does not need a track to go up and down, so the world continue to be plagued by ODD until all girls die from lack of true love, loss of hair do to unrealistic expectations, and most of all brain cell loss do to the time they spend in front of the TV and computer!

-Shit my GF has Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD"

by Disneylover19 October 20, 2009