Tenessee Dish Washer

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.

I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.

by zachs left sack January 5, 2009

Dashbashers

A group of men who sit in their cars & who frequent rest stops picnic areas etc, & who get off on the 'idea' of sex but who cant make the grade and/or get it up

Q; Have any fun last night at the cruising ground?

A; Nah, just the usual sad old dashbashers and lampflashers

by Skinfist August 26, 2010

purple monkey dishwashers

Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox microwaves" when they interact

Purple monkey dishwashers

by Rockers will win!!! June 21, 2006

dishwater breasts

when a womans breasts feel like washing your hand through dishwater. The opposite would be firm/warm/pert/perky/generally luvvly.

The opposite would be firm/warm/pert/perky/generally luvvly.

by Triks January 10, 2005

Jishwasher

Mother heckin Asian boi who eato the doggo everyday and is hella thicccccc with a large balding forehead.

That Jishwasher over there is pretty lit. I wonder if hell give me some of deep fried dog.

by Fhffj November 16, 2018

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004

Dishwashed

The term used to refer to someone who is excessively high on marijuana. Symptoms include the spins, nausea, vomiting, paranoia, anxiety, sleepiness, excessive laughter, redness of the eyes, dry mouth, elevated heart rate, and decreased mobility.

Bro, I'm so dishwashed right now. I can't even move!

by Moneymacster March 7, 2016