Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Disasterpiece

Def 1: A song off of Slipknots second studio album, Iowa

Def 2: An artwork that is well made but fucked up

1: Nibba 1: Yo, dude what's your favorite metal song
Nibba 2: Disasterpiece

2: Nibba 3: Dude, I saw Rule34 of Kanna Kamui

Nibba 4: Nigga, That's a Disasterpiece

by Putthatbeatdownlikethefamdog November 7, 2019

Disaster Chic

The type of clothes typically worn by politicians when they are visiting emergency sites or attending emergency related press conferences as coined by Sammy Lawrence.

"What are you wearing to the fire press conference?"
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "

by D Encino May 17, 2021

vaginal disaster

Child birth

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.

by sickophucko November 28, 2013

Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.

Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.

by Queso D April 20, 2019