Derp

If you have to ask you'll never know. (:

Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp"
Micheal: "What's a derp?"
Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"

by NOT a derp August 7, 2010

Derp

Universal word that can mean anything.

"That was derping awesome"

"Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp"

"Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp!"

"Derp you!!"

by JvMarsh November 20, 2011

derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*

Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010

derp

Sound simultaneously expressing supreme dorkiness and excitement of boston terriers.

derp, derp, derp (repeat until satisfied)

by BT Supreme January 21, 2011

Derp

A word used for no purpose whatsoever.
(Commonly used before "Herp a Derp")
Derp relations: Other words related to derp. Examples: Herp a Derp, Merp, Burp, Derpity, Derp Sauz, Derpapottamus, Derpalophagus, RageDerp ETC.
Can be used in a Derp Train... A endless repeat of derps and derp relations.

Person 1: Derp
Person 2: Herp a Derp
Person 1: Derpity Sauce
Person 2: DERPAPOTTAMUS
Person 1: Well F**k Dat.A MERP A MOTHER F**KING HERP A DERP!
Person 2: RageDerp much?

by commandotaco December 18, 2012

The Derps

A slang term for Down's Syndrome.

What's wrong with that guy?

Oh, him? He has the Derps.

by The Gnargoyle October 26, 2010

Derp

South Florida expression: Noun: one who screws up majorly. Verb: to screw up majorly.

Noun: I forgot to kill the cat. I'm such a derp!
Verb: I didn't kill the cat. I derped!

by Colon Farrell March 30, 2015