Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce

Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.

"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."

"How do you know that Jim Bob?"

"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."

by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013

Schell's Deer Brand

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.

Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.

by Æðelberht January 29, 2014

deer

It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.

Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!

by Justin Willis May 9, 2005

deer dance

best song ever made by system of a down

pushin little children with their fully automatics!

lyics from deer dance

by pussy lips feel good when wrapped around my cock September 1, 2006

Deer Lodge

n. A small town in Montana. Population approximately 2,000. It's the kind of town where serial killers and the uni-bomber blend right in. There's plenty of seedy bars on the downtown drag that are frequented by a motley crue of female lumberjacks, ex-cons, miners and ladies looking for a fight. If you're looking for a man in Deer Lodge you won't find one, if your looking for the wrong man then you'll find more than your fair share.
v. deer-lodged; having been tricked most likely by severe alcohol consumption into sleeping with, much regrettably a female lumberjack, ex-con, miner or anyone from Deer Lodge, Montana.

I awoke deer-lodged, hungover and missing some teeth and my wallet in a roadside motel in Deer Lodge, MT.

by noMTnme October 15, 2011

demery

Demery was an ancient myth,known for his womanizing capabities as well as possessing the body only comparable to a greek god.

Demery was the man,thats basically all there is to say about the man.

by illluminati October 17, 2004

John deere

They make the best farm equipment, Construction Equipment,and Forestry Equipment out there.

Nothing runs like a deere

Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder

Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big

by jim bob brown April 22, 2010