Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Declan Courtney-Drennan

A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...

Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!

by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019

Declan

a tall living chide that has a big mouth and thinks he's better than everyone else, but in reality he is retarded.

look at Declan he's as tall as his ego.

by yeet 696969 November 20, 2019

Declan

Declan is a god a angle perfect in every way he is smart and strong but the most annoying person you will ever meet

P1:Have you met Declan
p2: no but he seems epic
P1: he is awesome

by Superawsomeepicgodangel February 6, 2022

Declan

hes a dead baller but he isnt sapa like his friends say he is

the declan isnt sapa

by kay szns bf June 27, 2022

Declan

Declan's are usually loud, obnoxious, and annoying. They think they are the greatest at everything even though they suck. Suck what you may ask? No, not suck on dick, but suck at literally every sport ever. Also they look horrifying, yet girls still think that he is handsome. I still don't understand women.

Girls: "Oh look Declan's here! Wow he's so handsome today."
Declan: "Yeah, I know."
Me, in the corner, standing by myself: "Declan's trash"

by Not_A_Narc March 21, 2022

Declan O’Reilly

Declan O’Reillys are rare people! They always have huge dicks, are very rich, uber athletic, incredibly smart and extremely good looking. People will follow Declan O’Reilly everywhere and ask for wisdom. Declan O’Reillys are the rarest and most valuable people on the planet.

OMG! Did you see Declan O’Reilly just walked on water!!!

by Damien Bigs September 28, 2022