screen delay

something pepole use when they can’t play on something really big

guy 1:i have screen delay
guy 2: no your just bad

by 😹😹🧩👩‍🦳 June 12, 2021

disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people

The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019

DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 25, 2010

Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 12, 2024

Sleep delaying

Skipping sleep to go to bed in a more desirable time later

"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"

by DeezieKM December 26, 2022

delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 03, 2018

comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019