David

1. dependable, honest, a rock, optimistic, compasionate, understanding, reliable....... basically perfect
2. hot, sexy, AMAZING in bed, completely satisfying, blow your mind wonderful

1. I'm so glad my bf is David

2. David.... enough said

by dancingkitty February 7, 2010

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David is a Mexican homosexual who likes to tener sexo. He will stock you and when you go to his house he’ll give you a coke. DONT take it! It has drugs in it! He’s a pervert who likes to talk about his teacher Mrs Longs flat ass.Even though David is a retard he is funny when he tries to show off his fake yeezys. He brings porn to school on his laptop so Cruz and him can suck each other’s dicks during social studies.He also thinks he can be friends with the “Kool Kids” but he’s just the Mexican version of Caillou. Never be friends with David, he’ll talk behind your back in Spanish.

David: Mi peepee duro
Everyone: tf

by Single.pringle March 21, 2019

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An extremly hot kid with hot hair and cute eyes who would do especially good with a girl named Stephanie. A guy who has EXTREMLY HOT HAIR. and a EXTREMLY HOT BODY and who is EXTREMLY HOT AND FUCKABLE.

Wow dude your such a David body(;

by <3gummybear August 25, 2011

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A shy, yet sweet little nerd. David is a name that's decently common. But one of the Davids I know... is such a nerd. He's a sweet person, and can make you like him in a snap. One of the traits about David, is that he's quite the introvert. Even around his friends, he's such a quite person. Constantly confused for some reason whenever you ask him a question. He's incredibly intelligent in all subjects, intellectually, and physically. He's quite the athletic person, but gets a damn perfect strait "A". He's the best damn person you'll ever know, and everyone who knows him shares the same opinion.

Me: Hey David!
David: hi...
Me: So how's Sinfonia Orchestra?
David: whaaat..?
Me: How's Sinfonia Orchestra
David: Wait, what..?
Me: ...
Me: Um, David--never mind..

by Je_suis_stupide November 7, 2019

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David is amazing , funny, hot, smart, athletic, he will blow your mind he's the most amazing person born every one is bound to love him hes very very talented and charming

girl 1 - omggg!!!!!!! david asked me out!!!!!!!!!!!

girl 2 - omggg! your soo lucky!

by gymnast1230 November 27, 2017

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David when you first meet him will be very cold does not smile much and overall seems like a depressed and kind of scary dude. David is usually very intelligent and can easily differentiate between a friend or foe. Showing a little sincerity from the beginning will really change the way he will act around you really causing him to open up and show his true and much more loving side.

Dang, that dude really does remind me of David.

by VetaPred September 6, 2018

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