Jasper dandy

When your naked, with a cowboy hat on and you have a flacid penis

Dude that drunk cowboy should just get to it or stop being a Jasper dandy

by trippeng December 23, 2019

Smiling Dandy

While already partaking in the act of dipping, one decides to elevate their buzz to a higher level and simultaneously smoke a cigarette.

Connor: Dude, that guy is totally having a smiling dandy right now. I bet he's buzzin like crazy!
John: Yea...he's probably gonna die in two weeks.

by ayedontknow December 1, 2011

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Dandy

Dandy : when 2 appropriately named individuals are so stuck together they start to merge into 1.

Bob : "look out mark, here comes Dandy !"
Mark : "are they separated or have they merged into 1?"

by LordOfTheYeti April 28, 2023

Side Arm Dandy

A slang term to describe a whore, cheap escort, or a knowingly other woman often seen hanging on the arm of a different man.

Look at Olivia… out here looking like a real Side Arm Dandy.

by Milfhunter2003 October 1, 2023

Dandy

A raging homosexual. So far out of the closet that you can’t even see her. Where’s Dandy? Dunno but I bet she’s having sexual intercourse with a woman.

Wow that girl is so cool and sure of herself in a slightly threatening way...

Yeah dude cos she’s called dandy

Don’t patronise me

by Rounderking December 9, 2020

Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020