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Dad

My dad went to go get milk...hehe.
by Dick sucker111 March 28, 2022
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A Dad

When someone addresses you as a dad and you’re not having a baby nor are you their dad calm down! you’re just extremely hot! Especially to girls with daddy issues!!
by Megatittiesnass March 18, 2021
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dad

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
dad is the best dad
by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019
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Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.
Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store
by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020
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Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.
ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?
by communism4life March 18, 2019
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Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back
Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...
by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020
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