asian dumpling

when a bitch, preferably asian, sucks on a dude's balls with wasabi in her mouth

you better quit actin' all nigiri, or i'm gonna give you an asian dumpling

by wu tang playa January 2, 2010

tuscaloosa dumpling

when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper

earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!

by bigmanmoto December 17, 2008

ass dumpling

Its like a kind of poop but its bigger and it hurts more..

Yo mark I just took a huge ass dumpling and that bad boy stinged

by Arianna big nutz July 30, 2019

steamed dumpling

The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.

Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.

by Daniel Amos October 30, 2007

Butt-Dumpling

Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.

"Damn, babe, what an ass! Awww!!! DUDE!!! You have Butt-Dumplings!!!

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018

Spicy Dumpling

When press secretary Sean Spicer lies or spins to cover up for something stupid Donald Trump did or said.

The White House was serving up a lot of spicy dumplings today to try and cover for Trump.

by Bowling Greenfuckup February 12, 2017

chocolate dumpling

The act of placing one's testicles inside a woman's anus while masturbating onto her vagina. The woman will then lick any fecal matter clean from the man's scrotum. Though this is much thought to have been originated by the Chinese, there is now clear evidence that Brazilians have been performing this activity since 1300 A.D.

William further expanded his sexual horizons by performing a chocolate dumpling on Lindsey.

by taint_pleasures August 23, 2009