doof doof

Music you listen to when you need to let that big drop go in the toilet on a Wednesday afternoon.

Libby: God I need to go to the bathroom but it won’t come out
Farrin: Do you need my doof doof playlist?
Libby: Sure that’d great! And it’s Wednesday afternoon!!

by Youalreadyknow_ June 5, 2024

Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious

Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.

by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020

bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn

Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

doof

A word describing a mix of food from opposite kinds. For example, "doof" can mean good mixes like fries and ice cream or bad mixes like ketchup and water.

"This food tastes like doof."

by casperito May 27, 2023