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Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definitiondefinition
Me: 😀
by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022
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I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016
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I don’t suck dick

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020
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I Don’t play games

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin
Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games
by DIRTYCMONEY15 December 5, 2018
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don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.
T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.
by Gertruide October 11, 2017
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Don’t kill my vibe

1) When someone asks you to not ruin their mood.

2) In simple terms it means to fuck right off.
Umm bitch don’t kill my vibe okay?!
Stop being stuck a buzz kill by killing my vibe!!
by watzgoodmotherfuckers April 16, 2019
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