shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

lucy disease

slowness, dumbness, clumsiness, forgetfullness, plenty of blond moments. "just plain lucy" lol

-"I think I have the lucy disease!"
-"How?"
-"I plugged the charger into my phone but didnt plug the charger into the wall! lol"

by lucy disease foundation April 1, 2011

mung disease

A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.

Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses

Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.

by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004

Munchcouchin's disease

When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.

Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.

by leonidas36 March 20, 2011

Dumbass disease

When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease

Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease

by Twiggy on urban December 24, 2019

bitch disease

Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.

Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you

by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017

IPNB disease

IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease

Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?

John: what’s the IPNB disease

Sam : The I pull no bitches disease

John: Are you serious

by lotuscereal March 4, 2022