Diddle-dit

A tiny little piece of fuzz, lint, or debris on your clothing or any surface for that matter.

Barb, you have a diddle-dit on your shirt.

by LexMad December 2, 2020

Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.

John let me diddle the fiddle last night...

by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

Diddle Net

A net used while fishing to get the fish from the water into the boat

Mosco used his diddle net to lift his meter choondi into the boat.

by Adstevo September 5, 2023

diddle archive

A place of which you put people you have formerly touched, past tense of the touch list.

"You're going on my diddle archive effective immediately."
"I put that guy on my diddle archive."

by amioscript June 16, 2024

Diddle of Dudes

- A group of guys

- Look at that diddle of dudes.
- I saw a diddle of dudes the other day
- I am in a diddle of dudes

by Viper GD1 January 29, 2025